25 Funniest AutoCorrects Of 2011

NSFW (language).

EEOC: Requiring job applicant to have HS diploma discriminatory

Under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).

DOJ Steers Countrywide Settlement Cash To Leftist Groups With Dem Ties

This language essentially comes from ACORN’s mission statement.

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

Sure they deny it, after the way socialized Martian health care worked out.

Mars visitors confirm that Obama traveled to Mars

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

12 Hangover Cures From Famous Heavy Drinkers

A day late, maybe.

Dave Barry’s 2011 Year in Review

One of my favorite New Year traditions.

Mark Steyn: Happy New Year?

Maybe.  "The sooner we recognize the 20th-century entitlement state is over, the sooner we can ring in something new. The longer we delay ringing out the old, the worse it will be. Happy New Year?"