Dentist Pulls Ex-Boyfriend's Teeth Out

She did what any ex with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up and pulled out all his teeth.

In apparent first, public pension plan files for bankruptcy

The development of the restructuring will set a precedent. 

via Instapundit.

Friday links

The Real-life Inspirations for 17 Simpsons Characters.

 

The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Hobbits.

Secret Story of the Mysterious Portrait at the Pentagon.

5 Largest Reptiles on Earth.

A ski-jump-themed bathroom.

What Really Happens When You Swallow Your Gum?

Welcome to Egyptian democracy

Lower marriage age to 14, remove right to education and employment for women, and sex with dead wife is OK (up to 6 hours after death).  Islamist-dominated parliament.

Young men in Mexico: US no longer a better future

Potential migrants say the border is not itself a dissuading factor, but racial discrimination and hostility, efforts to deny employment, education and healthcare are, as is increased exposure to arrest and deportation.

New Dept of Labor rules banning farm chores

Farmers could soon find inspectors on their land, citing them for violations.

The new regulations would also revoke the government’s approval of safety training and certification taught by independent groups like 4-H and FFA, replacing them instead with a 90-hour federal government training course.

TSA story du jour

Weeping four-year-old girl accused of carrying a GUN by TSA officers after she hugged her grandmother while passing through security.

Best reckless driving PSA ever

Watch until the end.

UK Tax dollars at work

Titanic commemoration features a giant urinating puppet.

Read more here: http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/#storylink=cpy

Spider eating a 1.5-foot-long snake

Stay away from Australia.