DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon

Iowahawk: "Pelosi's Paradox states that in order to find out what is in a health care bill, it would have to be passed," explained physicist Steven Hawking. "But in order to be a law it would have to be constitutional, which means someone would have to know what was in it, which would mean it couldn't have been a bill in the first place. Think of Schroedinger's Cat, except with a lobotomy."

The Obama Derecho

Exotic, vaguely menacing, and evoking senseless, abrupt calamity, “derecho” is an especially apt description of America in the age of Obama.

We will be picking up after Obama’s debt and regulations and taxes for a long time to come.

Sports headline du jour

Adidas gives Andy Murray new shorts after balls pop out.

OK, tennis balls, but still an excellent headline.

Happy Independence Day!

Excellent speeches from Coolidge (1926) and Reagan (1986).  Video of the Reagan speech is here.

No Vote Fraud? Tell it to Rangel’s Opponent.

"anyone who assumes Rangel or any other entrenched officeholder will not stoop to twist, bend or otherwise mutilate the results in order to hang on knows nothing about American political history or politicians."

RFK Jr. cut off late wife’'s credit

Before she hanged herself - he practiced a “scorched-earth litigation approach” that left her cut off from a court-approved credit card, leaving her unable to buy groceries, gas or medical care.