tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post5484159098058708797..comments2024-03-28T03:17:24.930-04:00Comments on VA Viper: UK scientists recreated Neanderthal man, who looks just like Chuck NorrisWitt's Endhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04505106934467289492noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-6778768622877278392013-10-22T14:46:14.647-04:002013-10-22T14:46:14.647-04:00Hypothetical What If: What if this is literally a...Hypothetical What If: What if this is literally a teaming human matrix and Chuck Norris is Neo from the underground neanderthal world of Zion?<br /><br />Wouldn't this make Chuck Norris a NEOnderthal?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-37710105554779491272013-10-22T12:29:06.049-04:002013-10-22T12:29:06.049-04:00Thank goodness we kidnapped a baby and taught it t...Thank goodness we kidnapped a baby and taught it to be a martial master, so that our race could prevail over a physically overpowering species. Fight fire with fire, humans prevail. <br /> Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-57536079899563326922012-10-30T09:32:34.986-04:002012-10-30T09:32:34.986-04:00Such intelligent comments from people who can`t te...Such intelligent comments from people who can`t tell blonde from ginger.Paul Norrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-12218346901359213312012-10-24T22:35:55.399-04:002012-10-24T22:35:55.399-04:00Sorry, you'd be wrong, genetic tests from quit...Sorry, you'd be wrong, genetic tests from quite a few years back now show Neanderthals had a mutation in the mc1r receptor, which gave them red hair and fair skin. <br /><br />Additionally, we are talking about a fairly cold climate at the period, with much of Europe covered by ice sheets. Tom Evanshttp://www.sophyanempire.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-90815878879678601042012-10-24T16:32:30.001-04:002012-10-24T16:32:30.001-04:00'Gandalf the Blond''Gandalf the Blond'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-15604135090919500212012-10-24T15:13:23.193-04:002012-10-24T15:13:23.193-04:00Supports the much debunked theory that Neanderthal...Supports the much debunked theory that Neanderthals are still alive and present in Europe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-39071027294891030852012-10-24T12:56:21.507-04:002012-10-24T12:56:21.507-04:00Can't be French. He (it is a he, right?) doesn...Can't be French. He (it is a he, right?) doesn't have a cigarette dangling from the lips.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-18712684187523375542012-10-24T12:46:06.875-04:002012-10-24T12:46:06.875-04:00Who knew Chuck Norris was a Neanderthal?Who knew Chuck Norris was a Neanderthal?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-71709128032414177112012-10-24T12:31:14.043-04:002012-10-24T12:31:14.043-04:00Give this a moment... I think he looks like a negl...Give this a moment... I think he looks like a neglected Kevin Spacey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-30541062693980350492012-10-24T11:51:36.882-04:002012-10-24T11:51:36.882-04:00I thought blond hair was a more recent, northern e...I thought blond hair was a more recent, northern european evolutionary attribute. I doubt that a French Neanderthal was blond.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4620165642037025659.post-4779200696566584842012-10-24T11:05:00.548-04:002012-10-24T11:05:00.548-04:00Actually, he looks very French. Possibly the firs...Actually, he looks very French. Possibly the first cheese-eating surrender monkey?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com