Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Headline of the week

Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett.

Um, what?

An itty-bitty porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a BADGER’S SETT!

His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.

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