I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
~Jon Stewart

Samoan rugby manager fined 100 pigs for losing.

Most commercial turkeys are conceived via artificial insemination. (insert turkey baster comment here)

The Science of Sarcasm.

Baconlube.

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