Compilation: 100 Greatest Action Movie Punchlines (NSFW language), with bonus Conan The Barbarian, The Musical.

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I don't have a full list of the films excerpted here, although I recognize almost all of them.  A few favorites:

The 300.

Matrix.

Rambo.

Pulp Fiction.

Princess Bride.

Die Hard.

Con Air.

Robocop.

Various Terminator  and James Bond movies.

Air Force One.

Dirty Harry.

Conan the Barbarian. "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women". (See below for the musical version).

Team America!

Snakes on a Plane.

True Lies.

Independence Day.

Braveheart.