Wednesday, June 19, 2013
Hairy Leg Stockings may help scare off perverts
Monday, June 17, 2013
The IRS vs. Pro-Israel Groups: Their applications for tax-exempt status are routed to an antiterrorism unit.
Applications of pro-Israel groups for tax-exempt status are routinely routed to an antiterrorism unit within the Internal Revenue Service for additional screening, according to the testimony of a Cincinnati-based IRS agent.
Dog Butt Looks Like Jesus Christ In A Robe
Another one: 5-year old cap gun offender can’t expunge his “record”
Calvert officials decline to clear record of 5-year-old with cap gun
via Legal Insurrection:
We’ve documented disciplinary action taken or threatened against young children who employed “weapons” at school like a pencil pointed like a gun, a Quarter-size Lego piece, a clear plastic toy gun, a Lego Gun, and aNerf Gun, and who trashed talked other kids about a Bubble Gun and Nerf Gun.
And of course, the 7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender who lost his first appeal.
Previous post: Suspension over gun-shaped toaster pastry is now permanent mark on 7 year old's record
And of course, the 7-year old Pop-Tart gun offender who lost his first appeal.
Previous post: Suspension over gun-shaped toaster pastry is now permanent mark on 7 year old's record
How duct tape patched up the world – and why we're still sticking with it
Mildly interesting article, with a short list of some of the less common uses. It made me want to read more about it.
Also, I like this:
"I hope that women never find out about duct tape," humorist Dave Barry joked, "because once they do, men will no longer serve any useful purpose."
"I hope that women never find out about duct tape," humorist Dave Barry joked, "because once they do, men will no longer serve any useful purpose."
Headline du jour: Marshall U. dismissed from bottle-rocket-shot-out-of-anus lawsuit
Apparently the plaintiff failed to file some court papers in time, and that let Marshall drop off the lawsuit. Here's the backstory:
At a fraternity party, Helmburg (the plaintiff), claimed Hughes (one of the defendants) became intoxicated and attempted to “shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck.”
When doing so, Hughes startled Helmburg, who then jumped back and fell off of the deck of the fraternity house and was injured, according to the suit. He was lodged between the deck and an air conditioning unit.
Helmburg claimed there was no railing on the deck at the time of the incident, and that the fraternity was negligent in failing to provide a safe deck and that Hughes was at fault for consuming alcohol “which leads to stupid and dangerous activities."
At a fraternity party, Helmburg (the plaintiff), claimed Hughes (one of the defendants) became intoxicated and attempted to “shoot bottle rockets out of his anus on the ATO deck.”
When doing so, Hughes startled Helmburg, who then jumped back and fell off of the deck of the fraternity house and was injured, according to the suit. He was lodged between the deck and an air conditioning unit.
Helmburg claimed there was no railing on the deck at the time of the incident, and that the fraternity was negligent in failing to provide a safe deck and that Hughes was at fault for consuming alcohol “which leads to stupid and dangerous activities."
Udderly ridiculous: here's the winner of Germany's annual cow beauty contest
Let the udder and moo jokes commence.
And here are some additional pretty cows.