Florida woman...

Florida Woman Poops Pants During Field Sobriety Test 

Florida Woman Tells Police She Knew Truck Was Stolen, But She Didn’t Know It Was “That Stolen”

Florida Woman Drowns Puppy in Airport Toilet So She Can Board Plane

Police Arrest 3-Breasted Florida Woman

Breast Implant Leak Delays Florida Woman's Bigamy Trial

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Sister During Argument Over Vibrator

And my personal favorite: 

Florida Woman Killed by Crack in Vagina

via @_Flor1daWoman