Here's a huge roundup of Thanksgiving links.
'A Day of Thanksgiving and Praise': Remembering President Lincoln's 1863 Thanksgiving proclamation.
The Weirdest Incidents Involving Wild Turkeys This Week.
The traditional drunken turkey recipe.
Calls from the Butterball Turkey help-line, and here's the Butterball Turkey help-line help-line.
A definitive ranking of Thanksgiving sides, taking into account the availability theorem and the leftover theorem.
The Onion's 11 Steps For Cooking A PERFECT Thanksgiving Turkey and their Comprehensive Guide To Thanksgiving.
Manly Ways to Prepare Turkey.
Have an excellent Thanksgiving, and be good to all of those people you're thankful for!