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Saturday, June 6, 2015

‘Sharknado 3’ trailer features a shotgun-toting Mark Cuban as president

The Syfy network offered a sneak peek at the third installment of its aqua-weather trilogy — and it features a shotgun-blasting Mark Cuban as president.

No landmark appears to be safe in “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” — but the same basic formula remains: blood-thirsty sharks descend from the sky and smash anything in their paths.

In one clip, a shark crash-lands onto Lincoln’s lap in the Lincoln Memorial. Later, one plummets teeth-first towards NASCAR star Brad Keselowski.

Ian Ziering and Tara Reid — who saved Los Angeles and New York City from earlier fictional doom — this time reunite to save the seat of American power from the jaws of death.

Jerry Springer, David Hasselhoff and Beltway insider Ann Coulter will join a host of other celeb cameos.


Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Because it's almost time for Father's Day (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Friday links

The inspiration for Churchill's "We shall fight on the beaches... we shall never surrender" speech: 75 years ago, the evacuation by a flotilla of small boats of 300K British and French troops from Dunkirk took place.

I Made an Untraceable AR-15 'Ghost Gun' in My Office — And It Was Easy.

Tomorrow, June 6, is D-Day: quotes (Shakespeare, Eisenhower, Churchill), videos (footage, FDR's and Reagan's speeches, a Lego re-enactment), lots of links.

Watch how seeds grow into vegetables in these fascinating time lapses.

How to Turn a Stadium Full of People into Thousands of Pixels.

ICYMI, Wednesday's links are here, including terrible pictures of men with cats (and Nazis with cats), what your beer says about you, how WW2 made America literate, the extra stomachs that butterflies have attached to their vaginas, and, for Goat Trauma Awareness Month, a map of every goat in the United States​.

June 6 is D-Day: quotes (Shakespeare, Eisenhower, Churchill), videos (footage, FDR's and Reagan's speeches), lots of links

There's so much available on this subject, in general and especially on the anniversary - the information below consists of things I found of particular interest.

It's hard to think of D-Day without thinking of Henry V's speech on the eve of the Battle of Agincourt - the source of the famous Band of Brothers line:

He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Crispian.'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on Crispian's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.

This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

~William Shakespeare (King Henry V, Act IV, Sc. 3)

D-Day assault routes into Normandy - click here to embiggen.
You will bring about the destruction of the German war machine, the elimination of Nazi tyranny over the oppressed peoples of Europe, and security for ourselves in a free world … Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, well equipped, and battle-hardened. He will fight savagely… Our home fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in weapons and munitions of war and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting men …  The free men of the world are marching together to victory. I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle… We will accept nothing less than full victory.

Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessings of Almighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

~General Dwight D. Eisenhower (wiki) (Order of the Day for 6 June 1944, excerpts)

And here's the story of The Speech Eisenhower Never Gave On The Normandy Invasion - he had prepared it in case the mission failed:
Our landings in the Cherbourg-Havre area have failed to gain a satisfactory foothold and I have withdrawn the troops. My decision to attack at this time and place was based upon the best information available. The troops, the air and the Navy did all that bravery and devotion to duty could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone. 
This vast operation is undoubtedly the most complicated and difficult that has ever taken place. It involves tides, wind, waves, visibility, both from the air and the sea standpoint, and the combined employment of land, air and sea forces in the highest degree of intimacy and in contact with conditions which could not and cannot be fully foreseen.

~Winston S. Churchill (wiki) (in announcing the Normandy invasion to the House of Commons, 6 June 1944)

Then darkness enveloped the whole American armada. Not a pinpoint of light showed from those hundred of ships as they surged through the night toward their destiny, carrying across the ageless and indifferent sea tens of thousands of young men, fighting for ... for ... well, at least for each other.

~Ernie Pyle (wiki) (of the Normandy invasion, in Brave Men)

Today is the anniversary of D-Day, 6 June 1944, the date of the long-awaited allied invasion of Europe, on the Normandy coast of France. Preparations for Operation OVERLORD had been underway for over a year, but because of exemplary allied operational security and several elaborate deception schemes, the German high command remained unsure of the time and location of the actual landings and as a result found themselves unexpectedly back-footed in organizing an effective defense.

Thus, in the largest military operation in history, the Allies were able to land 160,000 troops in France on the first day, and by the end of August, three million – 47 divisions – were ashore. Organized under the aegis of OVERLORD’s naval element, Operation NEPTUNE, more than 4,100 landing craft and transports supported the crossing, and these were protected by more than 1,200 warships, including 200 destroyers, destroyer escorts, frigates, corvettes and sloops. By 25 August, Paris had been liberated, and Germany surrendered early the following May. 

Over 4,400 Allied servicemen died in the assault, and 7,500 more were wounded or went missing. Americans made up almost two-thirds of the overall casualties (over 6,600). The German casualty figures were never known, but estimates range from 4,000 to 9,000. That was just the first day of the Battle of Normandy, though: by the time Normandy was secured, over 425,000 casualties had been inflicted on both sides, 209,000 by Allied forces. Another 200,000 troops were captured by the allies, and over 15,000 French civilians were killed.

German Field Marshal Erwin Rommel (1891-1944) - in charge of the Normandy defenses - is widely quoted as having observed before the event,

"Glauben Sie mir, meine Herren, die ersten vierundzwanzig Stunden dieser Invasion werden entscheidend sein! Das wird für die Alliierten, aber auch für die Deutschen, der längste Tag werden - der längste Tag."

(Believe me, gentlemen, the first twenty-four hours of this invasion will be decisive! It will become for the Allies, as well as for the Germans, the longest day - the longest day.) This quote is the source of the classic John Wayne D-Day epic The Longest Day.

The Atlantic has an excellent set of Scenes From D-Day, Then And Now:

And here are Life Magazine's archives of photos from before and after D-Day in England and France, and their collection of color photos of the ruins of Normandy.

The British D-Day museum has a roundup of information, including this explanation of why the expression "D-Day" was used:
When a military operation is being planned, its actual date and time is not always known exactly. The term "D-Day" was therefore used to mean the date on which operations would begin, whenever that was to be. The day before D-Day was known as "D-1", while the day after D-Day was "D+1", and so on. This meant that if the projected date of an operation changed, all the dates in the plan did not also need to be changed. This actually happened in the case of the Normandy Landings. D-Day in Normandy was originally intended to be on 5 June 1944, but at the last minute bad weather delayed it until the following day. The armed forces also used the expression "H-Hour" for the time during the day at which operations were to begin.
Forecasting The Weather For D-Day - not an easy task in those days.

70 years on: the facts you may not know about D-Day.

FDR D-Day Speech June 6, 1944:

Here's a 3 minute compilation of footage:

Reagan's address at the 40th anniversary ceremony in Normandy:

Horrible Histories: Winston Churchill's D-Day Plan:

And, of course, the Lego version:

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Wednesday links

Terrible pictures of men with cats, plus Nazis with cats.

June Is Goat Trauma Awareness Month: here's a map of every goat in the United States, with bonus goat-related links.

Rich Star Trek Fan Creates the World's First USS Enterprise Building.

What Your Beer Says About You.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include Vonnegut's letter home after his imprisonment in an underground slaughterhouse (Slaughterhouse Five) during the Dresden bombing, France's no-man's land due to poisoning during World War 1,  how to ship a whale via UPS, and the banning of pre-sliced bread in the US. 

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Terrible pictures of men with cats, bonus Nazis with cats

Bonus: Nazis with cats:

More bad pictures at Sad and Useless, and here are more Nazis with cats.

Nazis with cats

Animals hanging out with soldiers isn't a new subject (as in "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war!"), but seeing these Nazi soldiers with kitties is a bit disconcerting to me.

No idea what to make of this guy:

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Redneck Avengers: the bad lip-reading version

Avengers fans, this is a hoot:

Related, sort of:

The 1960s Superhero Who Powered Up By Smoking (plus PMS Girl and Vomit man).

The other Captain America movie - this 1973 Turkish version in which he teams up with a Mexican wrestler and fights evil Spiderman.

Video: Things Superheroes Do That’d Be Creepy If You Did Them.

"In your satin tights, Fighting for your rights": Wonder Woman!