Jonah Goldberg's Odd Links Gal. Conservative Virginia Grandma.
Seriously, for the last gotdang time, they're not "underwear", they're trunks. Go to a convention and find someone dressed as Deadpool. You'll wish he had trunks over his tights.
Yes, ok, trunks. Doesn't matter. You can still give some superdoofus an atomic wedgie with them.