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Showing posts with label sharknado. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sharknado. Show all posts

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Trailer for Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

The latest in the Sharknado series, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming premiers on August 6. Per IMDB: With much of America lying in ruins, the rest of the world braces for a global sharknado, Fin and his family must travel around the world to stop them.



Related:

Real-life Sharknado: 5 actual instances of animal tornadoes, including Gatornado.



Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

For whatever birthday or gift-giving holiday comes up next, or just because you want one, here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

Sharknado 3 will be set in DC and have Ann Coulter as VP, Marc Cuban as Prez.

Sharknado 2: The Second One on SyFy: here's everything you need to get ready.


This will be bigger than Sharknado: Monster vs Machine - Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (Trailer)

Old and busted: Sharknado. New and hot: SharkNATO.


Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Sharknado 4 Cast Includes Gary Busey

Sharknado fans, Syfy and The Asylum announced today that Ian Ziering will be back in Sharknado 4 (working title), reprising his role as shark-fighting hero Fin Shepard. Tara Reid is set to return as his wife April Wexler, at least for long enough to  to reveal the outcome of the fan-voted #AprilLives or #AprilDies social campaign. I can imagine that she didn't get voted off. Gary Busey will play April's father.

The trailer below was released at the time of Sharknado 3 - I haven't seen a new one yet.


via EW

Related:


Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Because it's almost time for Father's Day (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

Sharknado 3 will be set in DC and have Ann Coulter as VP, Marc Cuban as Prez.

Sharknado 2: The Second One on SyFy: here's everything you need to get ready.


This will be bigger than Sharknado: Monster vs Machine - Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (Trailer)

Old and busted: Sharknado. New and hot: SharkNATO.


Sunday, July 19, 2015

Dude! Syfy’s 2nd annual “Sharknado Week” is premiering 7 new movies

The Syfy channel’s second annual “Sharknado Week” will feature seven original movie premieres as part of a celebration of the anticipated debut of Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! on Wednesday. Plus, of course, many shark-related movies from previous years. It actually started Saturday, but the movies will be re-run (a lot, I'm sure).

For the full list of movies, visit syfy.com. Here’s a rundown of the week’s premieres:

Saturday:

7 p.m. “Roboshark” An alien space probe is devoured by a great white shark that then terrorizes Seattle. Starring Hristo Balabanov (“Robocrock”).

9 p.m. “Mega Shark vs. Kolossus” The mega shark goes go head-to-head against a reawakened giant robot Kolossus. Starring Illeana Douglas, Amy Rider and Brody Hutzler.

Sunday:

9 p.m. “Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf” Sharktopus squares off against the new half-whale, half-wolf creature. Starring husband-and-wife actors Casper Van Dien and Catherine Oxenberg .

Monday:

7 p.m. “3 Headed Shark Attack” This triple-faced mutation finds a human buffet on a party boat. Danny Trejo and WWE star Rob Van Dam star. (“2 Headed Shark Attack” precedes the new film at 5 p.m.)

9 p.m. “Zombie Shark.” Another experimental shark gets loose and sets its sights on humans. With Jason London and Leslie Castay.

Wednesday:

9 p.m. “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” The third film in the franchise finds sharknados wreaking havoc across the entire East Coast. Ian Ziering and Tara Reid return to fight again, this time with a slew of famous cameos. (“Sharknado” and “Sharknado 2” precede at 5 and 7 p.m. respectively.)

Next Saturday is my personal favorite:

9 p.m. “Lavalantula” It’s “Police Academy” vs. the lavalantulas as Steve Guttenberg, Leslie Easterbrook, Michael Winslow and others from the “Police Academy” franchise fight lava-breathing tarantulas in Los Angeles.

Related:


Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Sharknado 3 will be set in DC and have Ann Coulter as VP, Marc Cuban as Prez.

Sharknado 2: The Second One on SyFy: here's everything you need to get ready.

Saturday, June 6, 2015

‘Sharknado 3’ trailer features a shotgun-toting Mark Cuban as president

The Syfy network offered a sneak peek at the third installment of its aqua-weather trilogy — and it features a shotgun-blasting Mark Cuban as president.


No landmark appears to be safe in “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” — but the same basic formula remains: blood-thirsty sharks descend from the sky and smash anything in their paths.

In one clip, a shark crash-lands onto Lincoln’s lap in the Lincoln Memorial. Later, one plummets teeth-first towards NASCAR star Brad Keselowski.

Ian Ziering and Tara Reid — who saved Los Angeles and New York City from earlier fictional doom — this time reunite to save the seat of American power from the jaws of death.

Jerry Springer, David Hasselhoff and Beltway insider Ann Coulter will join a host of other celeb cameos.

Related:

Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Because it's almost time for Father's Day (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Sharknado fans, this one is coming soon to theaters (not SyFy channel!): 

When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground waterway to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. 
Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately for a group of female prisoners (ed. - in tight shorts and shirts) on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!
via Dave Barry.

Because it's almost time for Father's Day (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

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Sharknado 3 will be set in DC and have Ann Coulter as VP, Marc Cuban as Prez.

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Sharknado 3 update: in addition to Ann Coulter as VP, David Hasselhoff to play Finn's father

SyFy announced Tuesday that David Hasselhoff (wiki) has been added to the cast of the third film in the hit franchise, with the “Baywatch” star tapped to play Gilbert Shepard, the father of “Sharknado” hero Finn Shepard (Ian Ziering).

The “Knight Rider” actor joins a cast that also includes Bo Derek as the mother of Tara Reid's character April, “Shark Tank” star Mark Cuban as President of the United States and Ann Coulter as the Vice President.

NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick, talk show host Jerry Springer and wrestler Chris Jericho have also been confirmed to make cameos in the movie.


Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Sharknado 3 will be set in DC and have Ann Coulter as VP, Marc Cuban as Prez

My favorite quote from Finn in Sharknado 2:
“I know you’re scared. I’m scared, too. They’re sharks. They’re scary. Nobody wants to be eaten. But I’ve been eaten! And I’m here to tell you that I’m still standing. It takes more than that to bring a good man down."
Sharknado was, of course, set in LA, and Sharknado 2: The Second One took place in Manhattan. Sharknado 3 will be set, at least partly, in DC, then the good times will head down the east coast. 

Presumably the fight will get easier once they leave DC and head south through Virginia, since there are only a handful of legal (civilian) guns in DC and they're impossible to buy (legally). They did overcome a similar problem in New York, but DC is even worse.

By the way, as you scoff at the concept, bear in mind that there are (at least) five actual instances of animal tornadoes, including Gatornado.

On Monday, it was announced that the stunt-casting for Sharknado 3 includes Dallas Mavericks-owning businessman Mark Cuban and the conservative pundit Ann Coulter, who will be playing the President of the United States and the Vice President, respectively. Bo Derek, Jerry Springer, and ‘NSYNC’s Chris Kirkpatrick are also set to appear. (Representatives for the film are also trying to cast “select recognizable Senators and Congressmen, and a few others like Colin Powell and Oliver North,” Politico reports.)
Sharknado 3 will premiere on Syfy in July. 

Re making Coulter the fictional Vice President:
“She has a lot of people talking about her, both positively and negatively, and a lot of fans,” the rep said. “She is certainly a notable political figure. We wanted to cast people who would be known in DC, not just Hollywood.”
A clip from the second movie:


Too late for Valentine's Day, but for the next appropriate occasion (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

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Sharknado 2: The Second One premiers tonight on SyFy. Here's everything you need to get ready


This will be bigger than Sharknado: Monster vs Machine - Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (Trailer)

Old and busted: Sharknado. New and hot: SharkNATO


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

DVR ALERT!!: Sharknado 2: The Second One premiers tonight on SyFy. Here's everything you need to get ready

Syfy calls it "the most important television event of 2014."
“I know you’re scared. I’m scared, too. They’re sharks. They’re scary. Nobody wants to be eaten. But I’ve been eaten! And I’m here to tell you that I’m still standing. It takes more than that to bring a good man down. It takes more than that to bring a New Yorker down!”
Sharknado was, of course, set in LA, but Sharknado 2: The Second One takes place in Manhattan, and premiers tonight on the SyFy channel. And as you scoff, bear in mind that there are (at least) five actual instances of animal tornadoes, including Gatornado.

The New Yorker has a behind-the-scenes type article out: Present At The Creation Of Sharknado 2:
Ferrante’s new film brings back Sharknado’s leads, April Wexler (Tara Reid) and her ex-husband Fin Shepard (Ian Ziering). The movie opens with April and Fin on a flight to New York to promote her new book, titled “How to Survive a Sharknado.” (You’d better believe there will be a tie-in print publication.) “Fin, why aren’t we having more fun with this?” Reid asks. “C’mon, April,” he replies. “Two of my friends were killed, I almost destroyed Los Angeles, and—oh yeah, I got eaten by a shark! How much fun do you think that was?” Needless to say, shark-riddled tornadoes are shortly tearing up Citi Field, as well as various locales featured on double-decker bus tours. The third installation of the series has already been green-lit.
Here's a clip in which a shark catches a NYC subway train:


And the official trailer (look closely - Judd Hirsch is the cab driver)*:


Too late for Father's Day, but for the next appropriate occasion (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure:

*Apparently there are several cameos of this sort, including Robert Hays of the Airplane movies as the pilot and “Today’s” Matt Lauer and Al Roker, who explain the Sharknado threat on air.

Here's a review from Variety, which comments of "the challenge of finding appropriate weapons, thanks to New York’s gun — and hardware — laws".

Related posts:


This will be bigger than Sharknado: Monster vs Machine -Mega Shark Vs Mecha Shark (Trailer)

Old and busted: Sharknado. New and hot: SharkNATO


Tuesday, February 11, 2014

This trailer for Zombeavers makes Sharknado look realistic and well acted

Like vagina puns and scary movies? Well, you just hit the jackpot! Zombeavers - yes that's right, a film about zombie beavers - looks set to be the best worst film you see all year.

The horror comedy is from the people behind Cabin Fever, The Ring and American Pie and will certainly appeal to fans of "classics" like Piranha 3D and Sharknado.

The plot involves a group of good looking college kids who head to a riverside cabin for a quiet vacation - before things go very wrong.

For unknown reasons the beavers have mutated and turned violent... very violent.

Oddly enough, this isn't a SyFy Channel film - it's supposed to actually be in theaters.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Real-life Sharknado: 5 actual instances of animal tornadoes, including Gatornado

The antics in Sharknado, which involve tornadoes filled with man-eating sharks, might seem beyond ridiculous. (And well, for the most part, they are.) But the film's central premise — that a tornado could pluck creatures from the sea and deposit them on land — actually has some scientific merit.

In fact, there are numerous accounts throughout history of animals raining from the sky, most likely the result of getting sucked up by a tornado. Although no shark tornadoes have ever been reported, tornadoes and waterspouts have been known to lift animals like fish, frogs and even alligators and drop them ashore, often still alive and kicking.

Mother Nature Network has information, links and examples of fish, frogs, jelly fish, worms and even alligators raining down from the sky:
Alligators
This story might be the closest thing to a real-life sharknado. According to a report from 1887 in the New York Times: "Dr. J. L. Smith, of Silverton Township, while opening up a new turpentine farm, noticed something fall to the ground and commence to crawl toward the tent where he was sitting. On examining the object he found it to be an alligator." 
Smith went on to find himself surrounded by eight alligators in total, which had apparently been dropped from the sky by a distant waterspout. If his account is to be believed, then this was history's first and only documented case of a genuine, no joke, gatornado.