The Onion: Romney owes an explanation to the American people as to why he murdered JonBenét Ramsey.
Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember
where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S.
populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and
dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
And this: According to sources at Obama’s Chicago headquarters, the “He Did It”
commercial is just the first in a new series of attack ads that accuses
Romney of drowning actress Natalie Wood in 1981, convincing cult leader
David Koresh to burn down the Branch Davidian ranch in Waco, TX, and
causing the Challenger disaster.
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