Scientists Cast Doubt On Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle (with bonus Heisenberg joke)

Per Science Daily, things are less uncertain.  Via Instapundit.

My favorite (and only) Heisenberg joke:

Heisenberg is driving down the road (possibly in New Jersey) when he gets pulled over by a cop.

Cop:  "Excuse me, Sir, but do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg: "Why, no, Officer.  But I know where I am."