Take Your Paranoia To The Next Level With This Zombie-Proof Log Cabin Kit.
President of Belarus declares country's sausage is free of toilet paper
World's oldest genitals found (yes, I know - the Hugh Hefner jokes just write themselves).
In 1976, Operation Paul Bunyan was conducted into North Korea to take down a tree.
ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include (without limitation) an illustrated guide for girding up your loins (and additional manly links), a compilation of Rita Hayward's dancing set to Stayin' Alive, and Quentin Tarantino's 1995 episode of ER.