Florida Woman Battered Ex-Husband Over Sex Position Dispute in Storage Unit, plus lots of other Florida Woman links

Read the whole thing: Florida Woman Battered Ex-Husband Over Sex Position Dispute in Storage Unit. Excerpt:

According to cops, Luper and Michael Vaccaro--who were married for 12 years--drove together to retrieve some of his belongings from their storage unit in Bradenton.

While parked in the rear of the facility, “Luper got undressed, and asked Vaccaro if he wanted to have sexual intercourse,” police reported. “Vaccaro agreed, and told Luper to lay down.”

But Luper, a court filing notes, “did not want to have sexual intercourse in that position and stated no.” It is unclear where the pair was planning to tryst, or the position that was rejected by Luper

During a subsequent argument, Luper allegedly struck Vaccaro in the head with a thrown object. As Vaccaro sought to remove some of his belongings from the car’s rear seat, Luper allegedly accelerated the auto “with Vaccaro still half way inside the vehicle.” As Vaccaro “pulled out of the vehicle,” Luper drove over his right foot.

h/t Dave Barry

A few more links to Florida Woman exploits:

My personal favorite:

Florida Woman Killed by Crack in Vagina.

Florida Woman Poops Pants During Field Sobriety Test

Florida Woman Tells Police She Knew Truck Was Stolen, But She Didn’t Know It Was “That Stolen”

Florida Woman Drowns Puppy in Airport Toilet So She Can Board Plane.

Police Arrest 3-Breasted Florida Woman for DUI.

Breast Implant Leak Delays Florida Congressman's Wife's Bigamy Trial.

Florida Woman Assaults Twin Sister During Argument Over Vibrator.

Florida Woman Caught Trying to Leave Walmart With Stolen Xanax in Her Butt.

Florida Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut.

And last, but definitely not least: 

Police Probe “Decapitated Dildos” After Florida Black Lesbian Couple Fight.

Some of the above from @_Flor1daWoman