Only because there is no government agency tasked with stopping the alarming effect that peanut butter is having on the earth's rotation, flush with billions of taxpayer dollars and coordinating with the University of Easy Access.
what the heck is this thing about peanut butter on the rotation of the earth?! is it just that it's kind of sticky or something? why peanut butter then? why not epoxy? that's sticky. it's not like the earth has an axle so what is this all about?
Only because there is no government agency tasked with stopping the alarming effect that peanut butter is having on the earth's rotation, flush with billions of taxpayer dollars and coordinating with the University of Easy Access.
ReplyDeleteEverything has an effect on the rotation of the earth.
ReplyDeleteMy question is, did O J get his PhD in prison?
ReplyDelete"So far as we can determine, peanut butter has no effect on the rotation of the earth."
ReplyDeleteOf course, more research is needed.
what the heck is this thing about peanut butter on the rotation of the earth?! is it just that it's kind of sticky or something? why peanut butter then? why not epoxy? that's sticky. it's not like the earth has an axle so what is this all about?
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