He should dress that child more appropriately.
That reminded me of this: How many 5 year olds could you beat in a fight?
Apparently, even though I'm old, slow and out of shape my willingness to fight dirty upped my score quite a bit. For example, one of the questions I answered in the affirmative was,
"During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?"
Apparently being totally ruthless helps. The site says that I could take 23 five year olds and I'm also old, slow and out of shape. But if there are no weapons available, I'd use one kid as a club against the others.
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