On encountering a Spearow: "It is, of course, a bird."
Yes, of course it's fake. David Attenborough didn't really narrate Pokemon Go, but it's a really well done fake!
The Irish website Lovin Dublin posted the clip to its Facebook page last week, and it now has more than 2.4 million views. On coming across a Zubat:
“Bats, with their fluttering zig zag flight are not easy targets ... That is one bat that will not return to the roost tonight.”
Fatwa against Pokémon Go: It's prohibited, #1 modern spying tool worldwide and spreads Darwinism.
Gently but flamboyantly launching the over-sized walnut down the frozen river: David Attenborough Narrates Women's Curling.