A study into the differences in maturity between genders revealed both men and women agree men remain 'immature' well into their late 30s and early 40s.
But the average age at which women mature emerged as 32.
Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men 'never stop being childish' - with breaking wind, burping, eating fast food in the early hours and playing videogames their biggest bug-bears.
Staying silent during arguments, not being able to cook simple meals and re-telling the same old jokes and stories when with the lads were also hailed as signs of immaturity.
MEN'S TOP 30 MATURITY FAILINGS
1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious
2.Eating fast food at 2:00am
3.Playing videogames
4.Driving too fast or 'racing' another car at the lights or on the motorway
5.Sniggering a bit at rude words
6.Driving with loud music
7.Playing practical jokes
8.Trying to beat children at games and sport
9.Staying silent during an argument
10.Not being able to cook simple meals
11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads
12.Don't like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations
13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they're boring
14.Doing crazy dance moves
15.Mum still doing their washing
16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal
17.Wearing trainers to night clubs
18.Owning a skateboard or BMX
19.Not eating vegetables
20.Changing jobs regularly
21.Getting too excited over stag do's
22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike
23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer
24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas
26.Using dodgy chat-up lines
27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they 'lift'
28.Littering
29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans
30.Having a cartoon bedspread
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