Friday links

What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? How strong, compared to a regular cup of tea, would the lake tea be?

Amazon product review du jour: perfect for revenge against your office's mystery food/candy thief (plus additional funny reviews).

How to shelter from fallout after a nuclear attack on your city.

The Lush Underwater Gardens of Competitive Aquascaping.

The Untold Tale of Pow!, the Fourth Rice Krispies Elf, with bonus Rolling Stones Rice Krispies commercial.

The 15 Most Unintentionally Profound Quotes Ever.

ICYMI, Wednesday's links, including the most comprehensive zombie classification chart ever and the reason Fake Phone Numbers Start With 555 are here.