David Tate of McSweeney's rewrote the Ten Commandments as if they had been written by Buzzfeed, to make them more clickable. Here's the more engaging copy:
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…
What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.
Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.
She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.
37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.
What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.
This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.
Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.