Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images? Rewriting the Ten Commandments to make them more clickable

David Tate of McSweeney's rewrote the Ten Commandments as if they had been written by Buzzfeed, to make them more clickable. Here's the more engaging copy:

YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT GOD SAID TO THIS MAN…

What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God

At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, But by Minute Two I Knew That I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods.

Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?

How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God Your Only Creator.

She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?

Seven Morning Habits of People Holier Than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch.

37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses.

What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbors Servants.

This Little Girl Bore False Witness and the Results Will Shock You.

Doctors Hate Her But You Shouldn’t Covet Her.

Here's Mel Brooks in History of the World, Part I:

Related at McSweeney's: Behind the Commandments: Moses’s Untold Story

via Ace of Spades

Spoof of movies based on 80's toys: Literally Everything Else From Your Childhood: The Movie

Parody movie trailer from The Wil Wheaton Project:

Reminds me of this excellent live-action trailer from a few years ago - My Little Pony: Reign of Buttercup Sprinkles.

What if Every Little Girls Dream Became Mankind's Worse Nightmare?

via Neatorama

Harry Potter and the Hopefully Benign Colon Polyp, and more middle-aged Harry Potter books

Years ago some comedian had a skit discussing whether or not Romeo and Juliet could have made it long term instead of, you know, dying when they were fourteen. He had a few scenarios wherein they fought over regular people stuff, like taking out the garbage.  This set of Harry Potter titles reminds me of that:

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