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Sunday, February 22, 2015

For Marie Harf, "Nothing To Do With the Jihad" set to tune of "Everything's Comin' Up Roses"

Scaramouche, in a post on Mark Steyn's excellent piece on the insulting (to Chamberlain) comparisons between Chamberlain and Obama, has penned a suitable piece for Marie Harf:
And Marie Harf? She could also star in the hilarious--and yet tragic--new musical, Blonde Ambition. Her show-stopper: "Nothing To Do With the Jihad" (which, go figure, has the same melody as "Everything's Comin' Up Roses"
Islam's swell! Islam's great!
It has nothin' to do with the hate!
Starting here, starting now,
It's got nothing to do with the jihad!
Clear your minds! Just relax!
Barack O.'s gonna give you the facts:
"Islam's grand. Islam's fine.
It's got nothing to do with the jihad."
Those Crusades--jeer!
So barbaric and cruel.
Open wide, dear.
Dr. O.'s got your thin, toxic gruel!
Curtain down! There's no wrath
As we lead you down our garden path!
Islam's swell. Islam rocks.
Go to hell with your balks.
That crescent moon was once embraced by Dad.
Honey, true Islam's got lots of roses and daffodils!
True Islam's got lots of kisses and happiness!
True Islam's got lots of rainbows and unicorns!
True Islam's got not a thing to do with the jihad!

Marie Harf and Dana Garvey, separated at birth? I don't know, Garvey seems to have fewer valley girl genes...

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