Monday links

Australian Sex Survey asks about your gender - here are explanations of the 33 possibilities.

The Public Shaming of England’s First Umbrella User.

The Physics Of Stopping A Meteor With One Punch.

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores (and other journalism bloopers).

The mystery of why you can't remember being a baby.

On The Dark Web, Medical Records Are A Hot Commodity.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include cockroach milk as the superfood of the future, Milton Friedman's birthday, a test from 1912 for eighth graders in Kentucky, and an answer to the age-old question, "What Is American Cheese, Anyway?".

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores (and other journalism bloopers)

From Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge, a collection of newspaper bloopers collected by the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism: 

Former President Enters Dinah Shore

Babies Are What The Mother Eats

More of us will live to be centurions

Despite our best efforts, black employment is still rising

Retired priest may marry Springsteen

Homicide victims rarely talk to police

British left waffles on Falklands

Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores

Sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout line at supermarket

Sharon To Press His Suit In Israel

Man minus ear waives hearing

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years

Jerk Injures Neck, Wins Award

Students cook and serve grandparents.

Lots more here. Thanks, Charlie.

Tuesday links

Don't like what the groundhog has to say? It's probably wrong - Punxsutawney Phil has been correct just 39% of the time since 1887. And here are way too many Groundhog Day links, including an analysis of how long Bill Murray was stuck (spoiler - at least 34 years).

Psychiatrists studied 400 movies to find the most realistic psychopath.

Could You Outrun a Hungry Tyrannosaur?

Docs Removed My Brain For Nothing: Ridiculous Tabloid Headlines That Are Totally 100% True.

10 Fascinating Experimental Aircraft Of World War II.

New York Public Library menu collection, from the 1850s to the modern day.

ICYMI, Monday's links are here, and are all February and Groundhog Day related.

Docs Removed My Brain For Nothing: Ridiculous Tabloid Magazine Headlines That Are Totally 100% True

“Real Life” Headlines:

More at Pleated Jeans and Really Real Life.

Related: 

Headline of the day: Grandmother choked with bra defends herself with ceramic chicken.

Not The Onion: Onion-like Real Headlines.