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Thursday, January 24, 2013
Musical Coffin Serenades The Deceased
The deceased can listen to their favorite tunes well into the afterlife, and so can those who are mourning thanks to the CataTomb tombstone that has an upgradeable music server that runs on a 2.5GHz Intel processor and a 4G wireless connection (allowing the living to manage playlists online from afar). So I guess if you really dislike someone you can force them to "listen" to rap in the afterlife.