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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Essex school bans triangular flapjacks

A school has banned triangular flapjacks on health and safety grounds after a pupil was hit in the eye by one during a lunch-time food fight.

Dinner ladies at the comprehensive school were told to cut flapjacks into squares or rectangles only from now on after the Year 7 boy was sent home complaining of a sore eye.


  1. I don't know. I think they ought to be circles. Rectangles still have pointy corners.

  2. Who the hell decided to make them triangular?