Friday links

Tomorrow, April 25th, is ANZAC Day - the Battle of Gallipoli was 100 years ago: history, quotes, film and the inevitable Lego re-enactment.

At Heart of Odd Custody Ruling: a Turkey Baster.

Here's a 19th century seal fur G-string.

Start your day with a smile: 102-year-old dancer watches, for the first time, film of herself performing.

Life Is Hard for Incredibly Handsome Men.

Country music star Willie Nelson has announced plans to roll out his own brand of marijuana.

ICYMI, Wednesday's links are here, and include the Earth Day co-founder who killed (then composted) his girlfriend, a gallery of great mullets (including Peter Dinklage in a mullet, with a laser cannon), the strange bitter battle of where Toledo was located, and the design history of the zip-lock bag.

They shall not grow old... Lawrence Binyon's "For The Fallen"

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children,
England mourns for her dead across the sea.
Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit,
Fallen in the cause of the free.

Solemn the drums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres,
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.***

They mingle not with their laughing comrades again;
They sit no more at familiar tables of home;
They have no lot in our labour of the day-time;
They sleep beyond England's foam.

But where our desires are and our hopes profound,
Felt as a well-spring that is hidden from sight,
To the innermost heart of their own land they are known
As the stars are known to the Night;

As the stars that shall be bright when we are dust,
Moving in marches upon the heavenly plain;
As the stars that are starry in the time of our darkness,
To the end, to the end, they remain.



- Laurence Binyon (1869-1943)

("For the Fallen")

Start your day with a palate-cleanser: 102-year-old dancer watches, for the first time, film of herself performing

"How did it feel seeing yourself?" one woman asks Barker. "Making me wish I could get out of this bed and do it all over again," Barker responds.

Great story via Mashable - watch the video below:

When 102-year-old Alice Barker strutted in the chorus line during the '30s and '40s, personal video was something only found in people's dreams. 

Fortunately, with the help of David Shuff and Mark Cantor of Jazz on Film, Barker was finally able to see her younger self dance for the first time.

After a watching a few videos, Barker got right back into the swing of things.

"How did it feel seeing yourself?" one woman asks Barker. "Making me wish I could get out of this bed and do it all over again," Barker responds.

Read the whole thing at Mashable - they also have address information for Ms. Barker, should you wish to write to her.

Wednesday links

Happy Earth Day! Here's the story of the co-founder who killed, then composted, his girlfriend.

Scythe Versus Weedwhacker.

The Strange, Bitter 19th Century Debate Over Where Toledo Was.

Here's Peter Dinklage in a mullet with a laser cannon, plus a gallery of great mullets.

The West Virginia town that's radio silent - the Quiet Zone.

The Surprisingly Complex Design of the Ziploc Bag.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include photos from the 1950 gutting/re-building of the White House, the part-time jobs of superheroes, the 92 year old who rammed a mugger with her mobility scooter, and a gallery of animals licking windows.

Remains of Nazi officer discovered inside 100 year old giant catfish (UPDATE - fake)

UPDATE: Unfortunately, this is a (quite well done!) fake, as pointed out by @kjyost. Had me fooled!

A pair of Polish fisherman made an amazing discovery when they opened the belly of the 410 pound catfish they had just caught in the Oder river. The stomach of the monstrous fish contained fragments of human bones, as well as German military artifacts dating back to the Second World War.

Alfons Brzozowski and Marek Zdanowicz were fishing near the Oder’s confluence with the Bóbr river on April 6, when they made an astonishing catch: a gigantic Wels catfish, measuring 12 feet (3.68 meters) and weighting 413 pounds (187.5 kg).

Their celebration was rapidly transformed into interrogation, and then disgust, when they opened the animal’s belly. Among a large quantity of half-digested fish, they discovered an old metal insignia dating back to Nazi Germany, as well as dozens of human bone fragments.

The two fishermen rapidly contacted the police, who opened an investigation to determine the origin of the remains.

The examination of the bones enabled the authorities to determine that they belonged to a Caucasian man in his early twenties, who died many decades ago. The biologists who examined the fish, for their part, confirmed that the enormous specimen was probably aged between 90 and 110 years old, making it one of the oldest catfish specimen ever found.

Further analysis of the artefacts and the bones have revealed that they had indeed been ingested by the fish during the 1940s, and were very likely the remains of a German SS officer, killed during the occupation of Poland. The team of forensic experts who proceeded to the tests, could not determine, however, if the man was actually killed by the catfish or if he was already dead when he was eaten by the animal.

Kind of related: The Herd Reich? Brit farmer turned Nazi super cows into sausage because they were too agressive

More at World News Daily

Supercut of Animated Disney Villains Falling

Presumably because they don't want to show the bad guys actually dying, Disney tends to have their villains, once they're defeated, take a long fall. Here's a supercut - watch full screen:

More info at youtube, via Laughing Squid

Here's Peter Dinklage in a mullet with a laser cannon, plus a gallery of great mullets

First of all, can anything beat Peter Dinklage (wiki) in a mullet with a laser cannon? This is from the set of Pixels, an action/comedy that will be out this summer:

“Pixels” is an adaptation of writer-director Patrick Jean’s buzzed-about short film, which depicted popular 1980s video game characters attacking New York City. The movie’s heroes are a group of video game experts who are recruited by the government to help deal with the threat.

Anyway, more mullets - there are approximately a billion mullet images available, but these stood out:

Ack!!!:

Celebrity mullets:

This is Michael Bolton. I think he was a singer:

This math teacher has done a whole set of mullet-related lessons on ratios:

Lots more here, here and here.

Video: Golden Retriever Receives 800 Tennis Balls for His Birthday

You should turn down the sound, because Joey's human is really annoying - she needs a few lessons on how to properly communicate with her dog.

Related: Dogs Train Their Human Friends to Keep Petting Them

via Tastefully Offensive