Dr. Zero - A Suggestion For The White House And Coakley Campaign

In addition to the uniformly excellent substance of his columns, relative newcomer Dr. Zero demonstrates a grasp of the art of the metaphor usually only seen in the writing of Steyn and Goldberg.  I really like this guy! 

"Conservatives, meanwhile, have passionately supported the generally moderate Brown, because he can kill the health-care bill before it escapes the bloody ruin of its birth in the mess hall, and finds a nice hiding place in the cargo bay, where it can grow into an unstoppable acid-blooded monster that could devour us all."