Remember the Everly Brothers? RIP Phil Everly

Phil Everly, the youngest of the Everly Brothers who took the high notes, died Friday from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. He was 74.

There's a nice obit at Yahoo, and an excellent post at Neo-Neocon.

Police Probe “Decapitated Dildos” After Florida Black Lesbian Couple Fight

Smoking Gun: A Florida woman who had just broken up with her girlfriend called cops to report that her ex had “cut the heads off her three dildo sex toys,”according to a police report.

Lakenya Bristol, 32, showed an Indian River County Sheriff’s Office deputy the damaged dildos and pointed the finger at her former girlfriend, 37-year-old Regina Watts.

The sex toys apparently were decapitated after Bristol’s mid-November arrest for domestic violence. Bristol told an investigator that her belongings were subsequently packed up by Watts.

When a deputy interviewed Watts, she denied knowledge of the damaged dildos. Watts “assumed that the damage occurred after the personal belongings were removed from her custody.”

Bristol (left) is pictured in the above booking photo taken after her recent domestic violence collar. Watts (right) is seen in a 2008 mug shot.

Due to the “lack of further investigative leads,” the case of the severed dildos has been closed by investigators. The sheriff’s report detailing the criminal mischief case is dated December 31, indicating that someone was cleaning off their desk before year’s end.

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week

MACON, GA—Sources confirmed today that the brainwashed morons at First Baptist Assembly of Christ, all of whom blindly accept whatever simplistic fairy tales are fed to them, volunteer each Wednesday night to provide meals to impoverished members of the community. “Unfortunately, there are a lot of people in town who have fallen on hard times and are unable to afford to put food on the table, so we try to help out as best we can,” said 48-year-old Kerri Bellamy, one of the mindless sheep who adheres to a backward ideology and is incapable of thinking for herself, while spooning out homemade shepherd’s pie to a line of poor and homeless individuals. “It feels great to share our blessings with the less fortunate. Plus, it’s fun to work alongside all the members of our [corrupt institution of propaganda and lies] who come out each week.” As of press time, the brainless, unthinking lemmings had donated winter clothing they no longer wore to several needy families and still hadn’t opened their eyes to reality.

HOTD: Transgender Cambridge academic seriously ill after being gored through the neck by a stag during holiday in the Highlands

Headline of the day - the article's not particularly interesting, but here it is if you want to read it.  I just love the headline:

Cambridge academic seriously ill after being gored through the neck by a STAG during holiday in the Highlands.

Holy crap - check out the wind chill map for this weekend's Packers-49ers game

A Dangerously Cold Arctic Air Mass Is Going To Hit Green Bay During The Packers-49ers Game.

According to the National Weather Service a "dangerously cold" arctic air mass is expected to move into the region on Sunday night, just as the game is ending. From the NWS:

***Dangerously Cold Air Expected Sunday Night through Tuesday***

"An intense arctic air mass will move into the Great Lakes region Sunday night and remain over Wisconsin through Tuesday. This air mass has the potential to produce the coldest temperatures across northeast Wisconsin since February 1996. Bitterly cold wind chill readings of 30 to 50 below zero will be widespread across the region. Low temperatures may fall to 30 below over north-central portions of Wisconsin and to 20 below over the Fox Valley Monday and Tuesday morning. If you plan on being outside, be sure to dress warm using layered clothing if possible, as frost bite can occur in as little as 10 minutes in these conditions."