Wednesday links

Emus vs. Humans: The Great Emu War of 1932.

Infographic: The Flowchart of Medieval Penitent Sexual Decision-Making.

Gallery: Goats on Cliffs.

What would it cost to outfit my own pirate ship?

Hilarious Chinese Translation Fails (safe for work).

Ben Franklin’s Top 15 Items to Take on a Cruise and 200+ synonyms for “drunk”.

ICYMI, Monday's links, including some Far Side's Gary Larson links plus flying cars and jetpacks are here.