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Friday, August 26, 2016

Warning signs and labels

I saw a book of these at someone's house recently and it sent me looking for more. There are approximately a billion of them available, and, yeah, I know a bunch of them are photoshopped but I liked them anyway. Here are a few that caught my eye:

This one's in the WTF category:

There's a whole set of baby instructions:


  1. If these warnings are not necessary, we are rules by fools.

    If they are necessary, WE are the fools.

    Either way, we're screwed.

  2. My Chemical Engineering Professor reported on his experience serving as a juror on one of these product liability trials. The plaintiff sued a push lawn-mower company for injuries sustained when said plaintiff SAT ON THE LAWNMOWER ENGINE WHILE IT WAS RUNNING. Despite my professor's best efforts, the jurors sided with plaintiff and awarded damages.