Beyond Sharknado - here's a trailer for Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre (because fracking!)

Sharknado fans, this one is coming soon to theaters (not SyFy channel!): 

When a fracking mishap accidentally rips apart the earth’s crust, the resulting hole opens up a gaping underground waterway to a vast and mysterious ocean somewhere deep below. 

Instantly, giant prehistoric sharks begin wending their way upward toward a murky bog in the heart of the Arkansas Bayou. Unfortunately for a group of female prisoners (ed. - in tight shorts and shirts) on a work detail in the swamp, the deadly sharks attack without warning – pinning a hapless group of intended victims in a small deserted cabin in the heart of the wetlands. Death may be the only means of escape!

via Dave Barry.

Because it's almost time for Father's Day (or just because you want one), here's a Sharknado Action Figure.

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Video from Scott Ott (AKA Scrappleface): Vote Hillary Clinton, Because You Owe Her Big Time

Scott Ott's political parodies with a conservative bent are always well worth a read/listen. I see his posts at PJM regularly, but while putting this post together I went to Scrappleface, his old (as in pre- PJM) website for the first time in quite a while a while and found this most recent entry (go there and read the whole thing):

Boston Bomber Guilty: Obama Trades for Gitmo Inmates

On to Hillary:

Now that Hillary Clinton’s in the race, we have a chance to pay her back for all the trouble we’ve caused her, from Whitewater to Benghazi and much more.

via @Scott_Ott

Friday links

c. 1869, portraits from a British "lunatic asylum". And here's a list of reasons for admission to an such an asylum dated 1864 - 1889.

The Science of Smelling Old.

How were raisins made before seedless grapes?

This video of a chameleon is actually two body painted women.

A Colorado Family Built a Home for the World's Weirdest, Most Beautiful Bugs.

Photo gallery of Early Supercomputers.

ICYMI, Thursday's links are here, and include why McDonald's Chicken McNuggets come in 4 shapes, photos of old school bikinis, Turkey’s top religious body now allowing use of toilet paper, and Steve Martin (in 1980) acting out the song El Paso (used in the Breaking Bad finale) with a bunch of monkeys.

This video of a chameleon is actually two body painted women

By body painting world champion Johannes Stötter - More at the artist's website, including this (which is not a parrot):

and this:

via Twisted Sifter, which has more from the same artist.

Related: 3D Optical Illusion Body Paintings.

If this "get your baby to sleep in 40 seconds" thing works...

I'll be really upset that I didn't figure it out when my kids (and grandkids!) were little enough to take advantage of it...