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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Toasted cornbread bacon pecan stuffing

A few people have requested this - it's adapted from The Cook’s Bible. 

All measurements are approximate - add as much bacon, onion, celery, or herbs as you like, and if you like them or have them around, you could add finely chopped mushrooms and/or leeks. You will need approximately 1 and 1/4 cups of broth for 6 cups of toasted cornbread, but if the cornbread is extra dry, you may need more - if moist you may need less.

6 cups coarsely crumbled cornbread
1 cup pecans, chopped 
1/2 pound bacon, chopped
1/2 stick butter
1 large or 2 medium finely chopped onions
2 or 3 ribs of  finely chopped celery
1 tablespoon fresh thyme leaves, or 1 teaspoon dried
1 tablespoon minced fresh sage, or 1 teaspoon dried 
Salt and pepper to taste
1/4 cup bourbon 
1 1/4 cup low sodium chicken stock
1/2 cup minced parsley

1. Preheat the oven to 350F. Spread the crumbled cornbread onto a baking sheet and toast for 25 - 30 minutes or until cornbread is golden brown, tossing the crumbs with a spatula once or twice during toasting. Cool and place in a large mixing bowl.

2. Spread the chopped pecans on the pan you just emptied of cornbread and stick into the oven for 10 - 12 minutes - keep checking so they don't burn. Cool and dump into the bowl with the cornbread.

3. Cook the chopped bacon in large skillet until crispy. Remove it with a slotted spoon, dump it into the bowl with the cornbread and bacon, and pour off all but 1 tablespoon of drippings. Add the butter to the skillet, and when the butter has melted add the onion and celery and saute for ~10 minutes over medium-low heat or until soft, Stir in thyme, sage, salt, and pepper to taste. Add to the bowl with the cornbread. Go easy on the salt - there's a lot of bacon in here, and you can add more salt later when you adjust the seasonings.

4. Turn up the heat under the skillet and add the bourbon. Stir for 2 minutes with a wooden spoon, scraping the bottom of the pan. Add the chicken stock, bring to a boil, remove from heat, and add mixture to bowl. Add parsley to bowl and adjust seasonings.

That's it - it doesn't get cooked any further. Stick the bowl in the refrigerator and let the flavors meld for a few hours, or even better overnight. You can heat it the next day either in the microwave or (covered with foil) in the oven at whatever temperature you're already using for your other dishes.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Monday links

A Thanksgiving miscellany: Mark Twain, science, WKRP, Cicero, the best turkey fryer PSA ever, more. Related, this may be a good idea this year: in 1939, the U.S. celebrated Democrat Thanksgiving and Republican Thanksgiving.


That Surprisingly Recent Time in British History When Husbands Sold Their Wives at Market.

The traditional drunken turkey recipe.

This Is What Life Was Like in New York City Before the Invention of Indoor Plumbing and Indoor Toilets.

“Tightly holding the pelican by his mouth pouch” and other foreign euphemisms for masturbation.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include the rise and fall of the 1-900 number, advice on hair washing from the 12th and 17th centuries. the Gettysburg Address anniversary, recipes for leftover bacon fat, and President James Garfield's birthday (of note - when he was shot, Alexander Graham Bell showed up with a metal detector to try to locate the bullet.) 

Friday, November 18, 2016

Friday links

The Gettysburg Address was seven score and thirteen years ago. Related: President James Garfield's birthday - when he was shot, Alexander Graham Bell showed up with a metal detector to try to locate the bullet. 

The Japanese Museum of Rocks That Look Like Faces.



28 Delicious Ways To Use Leftover Bacon Fat.

Protect Your Library the Medieval Way, With Horrifying Book Curses.

ICYMI, last Friday's links are here, and include why we have animals living in our houses, Heineken's campaign to convince consumers that Corona was actually urine, early- to mid-20th century visions of sex in the future, and ranking the most popular canceled TV shows (Firefly, of course, is number 1).

Friday, November 11, 2016

Friday links


In 1987, Heineken Tried to Convince Beer Drinkers That Corona Was Actually Urine.


Early- to mid-20th century visions of sex in the future.

Why The Heck Do Animals Live In Our Houses?

This Siberian beach is covered with thousands of giant snowballs made by nature. A similar phenomenon occurred on Lake Michigan in 2014.

ICYMI, Monday"s links are here, and include a set of excellent newspaper corrections, labyrinths of note, Renaissance-style portraits of auto mechanics, and the reasons to elect a supervillain President, with bonus Homer Simpson proving that both candidates are aliens.

Monday, November 7, 2016

Monday links

Reasons to elect a supervillain President, with bonus Homer Simpson proving that both candidates are aliens.

How to keep your iPhone from tracking your location in iOS 10.

Aristotle Sold Drugs (Legally)

Some of the best newspaper corrections ever, including an excellent 2001 apology to Mark Steyn.

These Portraits of Auto Mechanics Are a Homage to Renaissance Paintings.

Lose Yourself in 12 of the Most Extraordinary Labyrinths Ever Built.

ICYMI, Friday's links are here, and include what happens when you enter the witness protection program, how you can buy NSA's West Virginia spy town, robot gynecologists, Daylight Saving Time history, and Guy Fawkes Day.